Two for Two in 2021

Discussion in 'Craps Stories & Trip Reports' started by KokomoJoe4, Feb 20, 2021.

  1. von duck, Aug 16, 2021

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  2. KokomoJoe4, Aug 16, 2021

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    I give it to them w/ the order, thinking I'll get it back quicker, and usually do.

    This is the 2nd time I've been coffee screwed, but that's in a hell of a lot of sessions.
     
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  3. Bases loaded, Aug 16, 2021

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    The odds of getting a decent cup of coffee at my casino is 50/50

    Good odds at most games, but shitty burnt or bitter coffee sucks.

    I tip 1 or 2 bucks.
     
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  4. KokomoJoe4, Aug 16, 2021

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    cheapskate
     
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  5. lone irish digit, Aug 18, 2021

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    This is Barney

    Koko will soon begin to regress to the mean and become a loser like all of the other crap degenerates on this forum of crap unless he takes a DI class of little Joe or the Heavies and joins the ranks of the "so-called" DI. He needs to acquire dice tossing skills not dice reading skills of a random past event to be successful long term at the craps like the greatest tossers and winners in the game of craps such as the LID, Supperick, UCDT, Captain, and Hardly.
     
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  6. KokomoJoe4, Aug 18, 2021

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    Called SR yesterday driving home from the office to ask what things might be like for me if I travel there over Thanksgiving or Christmas. First time I have spoken with him in 2-3 years.

    Was surprised to learn he is moving back to Florida.
     
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  7. Bases loaded, Aug 18, 2021

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    We all end up in Florida
     
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  8. KokomoJoe4, Aug 18, 2021

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    B, as you likely do not know but LID might, we are discussing dice reading skills of the the current toss, and every current toss, as it happens.

    Of course this has no bearing on what will come next.

    All I am saying, is give peace a chance.....................no, nix that................ is that if we have set in the HW and then shoot a [2][2], chances are very good to excellent and almost but not quite certain that the result is NOT a so-called on-axis, primary face hit, but rather an off axis outcome.

    How do I know this? I look at more than top numbers AND some fool in Kansas told me that if there is one thing that we can be certain of playing craps, it is that the dice will go off-axis.

    I have begun looking for a way to use this information in order to try to improve my play. Am I crazy? Crazy is as crazy does.
     
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  9. lone irish digit, Aug 18, 2021

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    This is Barney

    Yes, he sold his house the first day it was on the market. I believe he sold it to Eustace's brother Festus who said it came furnished with a so called craps table
     
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  10. yacraps, Aug 18, 2021

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    ...dam I should of got up there to claim his fig trees...I could of gave the leaves to Barney to make swimsuits :rolleyes:
















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  11. KokomoJoe4, Aug 19, 2021

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    My buddy Dom was in the office today.

    I think it was Monday he came in without an appointment, and when I walked out to the front after finishing someone, he started asking me about his tooth that was loose. Didn't have time to speak with him or get him into a chair, so scheduled him for today.

    Dom is an older little Italian guy who is always a treat to BS with. Before I looked at him, I told him the same story I put up in the shoe thread about the Sopranos scene with T talking to Jennifer about Irena's? attempted suicide.

    This had him in stitches, then he keeps bringing up other Sopranos and Godfather scenes, and we are literally both laughing our asses off.

    Turns out he has an old root canaled tooth with post, core and crown broken, done by his now deceased brother a long time ago. He is coming back for an extraction and bridge, telling me he doesn't want an implant.

    Told him that I'm bringing in Vito to assist with the extraction, and not to give either Vito or me any of that aw schucks shit.
     
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  12. KokomoJoe4, Aug 25, 2021

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    Don't understand Vietnamese Baron?

    The gentleman is selling either feather power protein or a class on how to keep the dice on-axis, I am not sure which.
     
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  13. von duck, Aug 25, 2021

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    Due to my six months in Biloxi, I speak better Vietnamese, than Ho. :)
     
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  14. basicstrategy777, Aug 25, 2021

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    another fuckin chink.........speak english or get outta hear you slanty eyed motherfucker.

    777
     
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  15. von duck, Aug 25, 2021

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    :cool: You don’t know what race he is. Could be a black guy that speaks Vietnamese. :) Or maybe it’s TD moonlighting, to make-up some unreported losses?
     
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  16. basicstrategy777, Aug 25, 2021

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    black guys don't talk like that..

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  17. lone irish digit, Aug 25, 2021

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    Đây là Số 10 Barney
    Chúng tôi sử dụng để sử dụng bột tại nhà. Bò, ngựa và đặc biệt là dê của tôi rất thích ăn bột. Tuy nhiên, chúng tôi đã ngừng sử dụng nó tại nhà dân khi LID phát hiện ra rằng việc đánh hơi bột hiệu quả hơn nhiều, đặc biệt là khi nói đến điều khiển xúc xắc và gà con trong sòng bạc
     
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  18. KokomoJoe4, Aug 25, 2021

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    Barney Nummer 10, warum füttern Sie Ihre geliebten Ziegen mit Mehl anstelle von Rosinen und Karotten? Um Gottes willen, verwenden Sie einige Ihrer Craps-Gewinne und kümmern Sie sich um Ihre Haustiere, oder ich werde gezwungen sein, Sie der Gesellschaft zur Verhinderung von Tierquälerei zu melden.
     
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  19. lone irish digit, Aug 25, 2021

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    Người thừa kế Koko

    Tôi rất tiếc phải thông báo rằng các trận lốc xoáy năm 2019 đã phá hủy máy tính của ngôi nhà và thiết bị dịch chuyển thời gian. Tất cả những gì còn lại là những con vật và những chiếc bàn tào lao.

    Năm ngoái, tất cả các con vật đều chết khi chúng được đeo mặt nạ theo cơ quan chức năng của địa phương. Chúng chết trong các hoạt động giao hợp dữ dội do thiếu oxy, do đó không cần báo cáo LID cho cảnh sát động vật hoặc đeo mặt nạ.
     
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  20. KokomoJoe4, Aug 26, 2021

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    LMAO

    Barney number 10, why feed your beloved goats flour instead of raisins and carrots? For God's sake, use some of your craps winnings and take care of your pets, or I will be forced to report you to the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals.


    Koko Heir

    I regret to announce that the 2019 tornadoes destroyed the home's computers and time shifters. All that remains are animals and crap tables.

    Last year, all the animals died when they were wearing masks, according to local authorities. They die during intense intercourse activities due to lack of oxygen, so there is no need to report LID to animal police or wear a mask.
     
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