LIDs Year End Gambling Results

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  1. lone irish digit, Nov 1, 2021

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    This is Barney

    The LID has provided me a summary of his 2021 gambling results. Since he is leaving on a two month world cruise next week, today was his last day at casino for the year. His accounting summary follows and it addresses all sources of his income including Craps, Video Pokers, Slut machine devices, book sales, and DI clothing apparel.
     
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    1. Craps - Covid limited LIDs craps play in winter and early Spring. It also fucked him over in about ten casinos because they wouldn't let him smoke while playing through hole in his DI covid masks.

    About March things picked up and he went on long winning streak primarily using his "saucer" toss probably 90% of time and his magnificent PARR toss the remaining 10% (due to its difficulty on bouncy tables). Overall he netted about $75k at craps.
     
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    2. Slut Machine devices - thru out much of the year, the low volume of ploppy play, because of covid, severely limited his opportunities and he reports that he only made about $200 for the year

    3. DI books and apparel- this was a disaster for the LID because of covid and u tuber competition. He only sold two books, (one in West Virginia and another from New Jersey) and could not cover his large holding costs for the year. Even worse, intranet competition from Hawians, Colorado personage, and other miscellaneous youtubers caused a loss of over $45 k. Total 2021 loss for books and apparel was about $95k.
     
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    4. Video Pokers - the LID has never experienced such a long run of bad variance as he did this year and lost $200k without enjoying the normal comps he expected for his over $2 million coin-in.
     
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  5. lone irish digit, Nov 1, 2021

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    5. 2021 Summary-
    Overall, he lost around $220k. However, the good news for you is that his bonifide DI Roadkill Skunkhat and Goat Coats which normally sell for about $4,000 apiece are now available for year end special price of $19.95 or if you buy both for only $50 ( however they are beginning to turn a bit rancid).
     
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  6. Settingcanthurt, Nov 2, 2021

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    60 days to go. Will there be a update???
     
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  7. lone irish digit, Nov 2, 2021

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    This is Barney

    No, he is done gambling for year and going on a two month non gambling world cruise with his mistresses
     
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  8. von duck, Nov 2, 2021

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    :confused: What part of,”through gambling for the year”, did you miss?
     
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    He better be carful, she’ll probably try to force sex on him.
     
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  10. Settingcanthurt, Nov 2, 2021

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    Where did you read this??
     
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    Maybe right here?
     
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  12. von duck, Nov 3, 2021

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    That was after the fact. Post #1 was the first time.
     
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  13. Settingcanthurt, Nov 3, 2021

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    Wrong as usual you are

    Do you know how to use quote marks? No!

    Again you lie and show all how damn dumb you are. Thanks
     
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    Do you know how to use “”AA””.:confused: Call your sponsor and fess-up. :)
     
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  15. badddoin, Nov 3, 2021

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    You’re giving grammar advice now? That’s rich.
     
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    “Will there be A update”
    Do you know when to use “A” and when to use “AN”? :confused:
    Use “AN” if the word starts with a vowel sound, words like update. The word does not have to start with a vowel, just a vowel sound, as in, IT is “AN” honor, to teach you the basics of English. :) “Comprende”? :cool:
     
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  17. Settingcanthurt, Nov 3, 2021

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    Y
     
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    Simple question pinhead. Did it stump you??
     
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  19. lone irish digit, Nov 3, 2021

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    This is Barney

    The LID left on the world cruise today, but before he left I asked him how could he afford to go considering his great losses this year. He told me that Eustace is fronting the cruise since he has made a lot of monies this year appearing in drift taxis videos.
     
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  20. Settingcanthurt, Nov 4, 2021

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    Hope he is heading south on this world tour. Indonesia this time of year. Look this one up...

     
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