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  1. lone irish digit, Dec 24, 2021

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    I am happy to report that the first match of the dice control world championship is between Tabletop and Cashier Cage personages. It is tentatively scheduled for early January except negotiations as to on axes definition, appropriate clothing, and table surface must be ironed out and may delay so-called match.

    First, Tabletop doesn't want any toss that doesn't meet Linaways strict definition of on axes to count as a valid toss. Cashier personage says every toss should count regardless of axes or sexual orientation.

    Secondly, Tablestops wants each contestant to wear a mask avenger type outfit, much like Suppericks, to hide shooters identity and avoid possible heat from casino. On other hand, only wardrobe requirement from Cashier personage is each shooter must wear Atlanta Braves baseball cap as tribute to Braves World series championship and cover head to reduce possible reflections on camera.

    Thirdly, Tablestops wants a hard surface while CC prefers bouncy.

    While these requirements are sticky, especially on axes definition, it is hoped that it wont delay the first DI craps championship too much and can be ironed out before the LID returns or is found and sets up his patron channel. Current Vegas odds have this as an even match...
     
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  2. lone irish digit, Dec 25, 2021

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    Eustace found this recent photo of the LID playing craps in Macow. You can tell it is recent since some personage is taking covid precautions. LID looks like he may have been drugged since his dices have split terribly and lack pitch control like Tabletop tosses use to exhibit.



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  3. twodicebilly, Dec 25, 2021

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    Looks like you got that on axis shot mastered.

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  4. Edward-ky, Dec 28, 2021

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    I see the same old people still here. Been a while since i have been on here or in a casino. Did go play a little the other day. Hope everyone had a merry christmas.
     
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  5. lone irish digit, Dec 29, 2021

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    Eustace got a collect call from the LID and said he needed bus money to get back to the homestead from Vegas. She said the LID told her he lost a lot of his bankroll in Madcow China betting on high stakes Cricket matches so he had to cut his world cruise short. He then flew to the Vegas to help recover his bankroll but lost over $200k at craps play in less than an hour at Bellagio and Redrock casino. Since neither Eustace or myself have any funds due to the collapse of LIDs Craps DI Apparel market this year, it looks like he will have to look at hopping a train or hitching a ride back to northern Kentucky.
     
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  6. lone irish digit, Jan 16, 2022

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    The LID had the first match in the World Championship of Dice Controllers this morning on his new patreon channel. The contestants were Tabletop 123 vs Cashier Cage personages.

    The contest entailed 5 hands tossed by each contestant with the personage with the most cumulative tosses being declared the winner. For those on this forum of crap and do not have acess to the LIDs pay for viewing channel, the results are shown below:

    Cashier Cage: Toss the Chopper

    Hand. Length
    1. 16
    2. 3
    3. 42
    4. 23
    5. 18
    TOTAL. 105


    Tabletop 123. PARR

    Hand. Length
    1. 3
    2. 1
    3. 4
    4. 1
    5. DQ

    Tabletop was disqualified after complaining that dices LID gave him were biased and then Table when at it with Cashier because Cashier was calling out safe and unsafe tosses for Tables rolls and it was bugging the shit out of him and throwing him off his game.

    The LID declared Cashier as the winner and disqualified Tables top123 and consequently another ruckus ensued which destroyed all of the LIDs cameras and lighting equipment. Future matches of the world DI championship are on hold until the LID can get enough money together to buy some more equipment.
     
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