Wonder why Twelve4s retired?

Discussion in 'General Craps Discussion' started by KokomoJoe4, Sep 27, 2017.

  1. Mssthis1, Oct 20, 2017

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    Since the earth passed through the galactic plane in 2012 the space time waves curve in the opposite direction now. Calibrate for that change and you should be ok.

    Tell Barney not to tweak the calculations or he'll end up in the desert sometime in the past where the Railroad Pass sits now.
     
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  2. The Comeback Kid, Oct 20, 2017

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  3. lone irish digit, Oct 20, 2017

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    This is Barney,

    Max and me have determines that the missing time is result from recent bombardment by the gravitational waves which folded time-space and caused time shifting device problem. We have tried to get the Einstein to help resolve the calibration issue but he is always too busy having the sex to help me and the LID.



    Thank you very much
     
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  4. KokomoJoe4, Oct 20, 2017

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    Don't believe this unless corroborated by our buddy Max Planck.
     
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  5. yacraps, Oct 20, 2017

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    Hey Comeback have always enjoyed your posts and reply's, I wonder if you could ask the guy running the computer it if the come bet sucks :rolleyes:
     
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  6. von duck, Oct 21, 2017

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    That just happens to be a photo of James, when he had a "day" job. :)
     
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    Twelve4's is in on our Superbowl '18 bet...
    ...just say'en.

    I hope all is well with him.
     
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  8. The Comeback Kid, Oct 22, 2017

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    Ahhh, verly goot quwechion...
    The most intelligent computer guy says, " Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking doth makes it so. To me it is a prison. Well, then it isn't one to you, since nothing is really good or bad in itself—it's all what a person thinks about it. And to me, Denmark is a prison."
    - Shakespeare, Hamlet act II Scene II, page 11.
     
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  9. rongarm10, Oct 22, 2017

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    Ok I guess, lol. Not "Just say'en, but Just sayin. Get it rite, lol..
     
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  10. James Hall, Oct 22, 2017

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    As a matter of fact , I did have a job once
    Back when I was 16 years old , WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE , I will never do that again
    "WORK SUCKS AND THERE IS NO MONEY IN IT"
    Now all the denier crowd will be pissed off with that statement they will say I have ego
    and I am braggadocios or some kind of crap
     
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  11. yacraps, Oct 23, 2017

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    You-is guys-is-killing-me is-LOL....I prwetty much love all the bets on the crap table until they lose and then they all suck :eek: :D
     
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  12. KokomoJoe4, Oct 26, 2017

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    Seems I had guessed correctly.
     
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  13. The Midnight Skulker, Oct 26, 2017

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    There's your time shifting problem, Barney. Hook that wire to your headset and you should be OK...well, for a few nanoseconds, anyway. As an added benefit it may bring Twelve4s back to the forum since he will no longer be talking to himself.

    Edit addition
    Oh, I see from The Dice Doctor thread that you already effected the repair and brought him back earlier today.
     
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    there is no system that works. period. end of story, end of discussion.

    how do I know this is fact?

    ok, Ill state the obvious.

    if a system works all the time, the person who discovered the system would only sell it to someone else for probably millions, and only then if they themselves become disabled where they cant access a craps table by themselves.

    systems work when the numbers favor the system youre betting. period, end of story.

    Im surprised people here still discuss betting systems like they are the all in end of story answer and will make you money all the time and live happily ever after shit.

    Why are people hustling systems online for 600 dollars, or 1000 dollars?

    with green chip betting, that's 3 bets. so I ask again, please, will a system seller please explain to me why they need to waste time drumming up a few clients when they can make 1000s of dollars with their system in 30 minutes?

    please, someone explain that. I understand the importance of education, train doctors, pilots, short order cooks, what the person who has a winning system DOESNT want to see is other people using it and making it obvious to the casino so they might want to correct the flaw in their game. what part of what Im stating here doesn't make sense? Id love someone to explain to me why.
    Why someone who thinks they have a winning system needs to sell it.

    I do get people who only want to make money off of selling their betting strategies, that's fine and dandy. all they are doing is supporting their gambling habit. nothing more. They are not winning anymore than a 12 y/o kid I can train within 45 minutes if he has a bit of grasp on simple math.

    Selling their betting strategies, they aren't selling any secrets. They aren't selling anything someone else hasn't tried a zillion times before them. Its dreamers who purchase these systems, people who are most likely addicted gamblers and seek the holy grail, thinking someone has outsmarted or changed something that has been the same for 100s of years.

    people need to really think about this. making claims of great tossing abilities to roll numbers, that's one thing, it can be proven, although I doubt anyone ever will.
    promoting a system or style of betting that beats the house continuously, is the biggest crock of shit on earth.
    there is no system that is fool proof unless it is outright cheating, and then I would suspect the person who invented it would be more discreet than offering it online where they would risk incarceration.

    there are people like hall, who claims he can win, sure, when the numbers he bets on comes in, so can anyone else.
    Claiming to know which numbers will come in , well, that's noting more than delusions, peyote, or dementia, take your pick, or all three.

    there are people who claim they win most of the time due to their dice tossing skills, ok, whatever, until they prove it, its hearsay.(repeated ok, I wanted to say it twice)

    there are people who have figured out software glitches on certain electronic machines, and until they are corrected make money, never heard anyone discussing that here, I wonder why. Trust me, it happens, and when discovered by casinos, is correctly instantly.
     
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  15. James Hall, Oct 27, 2017

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    some good points and very true , when a person gets on the craps table he must be able to alter his bets when needed to take advantage
    of the numbers that are coming up
    the idea that anyone betting strategy works all the time is a dangerous tac to take and has caused ruin to many players
    Two things are absolutely critical to win at craps
    a sufficient number of rolls
    and money bet on numbers that are appearing
     
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  16. Mssthis1, Oct 27, 2017

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    Liman wins best post of the day, images.jpg
     
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  17. lone irish digit, Oct 27, 2017

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    I believe you need Demango's approval before you can give that award to Liman...
     
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  18. James Hall, Oct 27, 2017

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    De Mango is incognito
     
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  19. von duck, Oct 27, 2017

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  20. KokomoJoe4, Oct 27, 2017

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    Liman needs no approvals, just move back the walls. [6][5]
     
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