Who started this "war"?

Discussion in 'Dice Influencing' started by Dave G Ct, Oct 1, 2016.

  1. TDVegas, Oct 18, 2016

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    Ah yes, speaking of useful inventions...

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  2. Onautopilot, Oct 18, 2016

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    I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole!
     
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  3. basicstrategy777, Oct 18, 2016

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    The Wizzard built the damn thing....I took it to the casino....and it worked. I couldn't believe it.

    I was told I could not have an electrical devise at the table and had to put it away. I have #2 of only 3 built. I resides in my office next to my easy button.

    Spooky stuff.....bottom line, don't fuck with the Wizzard. He probably could build something that would fry your ass from 1000 miles away....and he'd be laughing as he turns the knobs and pulls the levers. I' m tellin' ya.....the man is a phenom when it comes to building stuff......other worldly stuff.

    To dismiss when he talks, is a mistake IMHO.

    777
     
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  4. dicepunk, Oct 18, 2016

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    Is that a gizmo that you mount outside your home which is for those living near a nudist colony? That way you can huddle up the kids and get them to safety before anybody and his johnson walks by.
     
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  5. Linaway, Oct 18, 2016

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    Ah come on OAP, 777 would no doubt be very happy to illustrate the positive attributes of his Streak Detector. If memory serves me, with its use, he is actually money ahead of the game. All that is his thunder.
     
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  6. Linaway, Oct 18, 2016

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    O ye of little faith. Scoff if you will, but this gizmo actually exists. It's a shirt pocket device.

    Of all the authors, all the books, all the craps message boards, this board is blessed by having both the designer of the device and a member being an owner. Only the very privileged and intelligent were delegated to be owners. To operate the device is extremely difficult. I had nothing to do with the choices of ownership. A pristine organization did the duty. Craps Masters I believe.
     
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  7. betwthelines, Oct 19, 2016

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    o. good one then!.

    um...o...LOL...i see...so you are yanking my chain too when you say you are "very talented"! o. good one! good one! what delicious irony!!! my advice then would be the same either way right?!??

    when i incorrectly thought you were asserting that you were talented, i opined that such a wonderful thing would be sufficient and wonderful and marvelous in and of itself and so others' opinions be damned...it's their loss!

    but now that we know you were just pushing our leg about being talented, why, voila! it's the very same advice!!! since you really have no skill (at craps, i mean...i am sure you have many other talents in addition to satire & hilarity) it makes not two hoots to you that peoples think you have no talent.

    either way it's, like, no worrysville!!

    o how delicious! how delicious! such delicious irony.
    owns?

    o! rotflmao! nice try, linaway! for a sec there i thought you were SELLING something!...an"ELECTRONIC STREAK DETECTOR" ! bwa!hahahahahaa!!! GOOD ONE! o, no, no, no, no... ...no, no, no, you aint foolin' me no THIRD time. LOL

    sucha kidder...i'm likin' you, linaway...
    bwahahahah! come on, man! stop! stop! yer killing me!

    tom p
    -g. geist: lol...that is a good one, i must say.
    --tom p: which one?
    ---g. geist: "electronic streak detector"
    ----tom p: o yah, yah, yah!
    -----g. geist:
    ------tom p: almost LID-like in the satire dept!
    -------g. geist: yah...yer right: quite clever
     
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  8. TDVegas, Oct 19, 2016

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    That's some ego there. Rivaling James Hall. Wowza!
     
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    I rest my case.
     
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  10. Linaway, Oct 19, 2016

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    SHORTROUND,

    What you responded to was your ego being flustered for you're not capable of building any kind of device other than the lip flute you play consistently.

    You might want to be careful about who you bad mouth for a day may come where your puny little ass will be in a position where it could be harmed. James among others might be capable of it.

    As the post you responded to, that was skill talking. Words to trigger your wise cracks. This gives me an opportunity to return the favor.

    Now explain to me why it is those of small stature, being of a SHORT ROUND category always have the biggest mouth? You cannot back up what your doing. Your keyboard will even violate you.

    I offered a few comments to draw out the pariah and was successful. You can't help yourself. You feed off what others do for you cannot do anything on your own.

    Keep it up SHORT ROUND, karma will come back and bite you where it hurts.
     
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  11. TDVegas, Oct 19, 2016

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    LOL...Short Round? Physically? Good one...but, really not short. Just a hair under 6'. Round? LOL...those who have seen me know otherwise. Playing some golf and tennis and hiking does wonders for burning calories. I don't think I could get "round" even if I tried the sugar donut diet.:)

    Are you speaking metaphorically??;)

    Wise cracks?....where would this board be without them? I for one enjoy to laugh. Not sure about the others but seeing as this forum is the best out there...it has done no harm. Laughter is good. I take all insults/jokes/rat pictures with a smile and chuckle.

    I'll ignore the other crappy part of your post.:D

    I cannot help it if I view the flux capacitor as a bit of a joke...
    Along with the electronic streak detector...one in the same?

    You get the international space station with that thing?
     
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  12. Linaway, Oct 19, 2016

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    Now you've taken up being a liar it would seem. I've been told you're a real spindle butt! Again I say, you're not capable of building anything other than lip music. Satire went out with Don Rickles!

    By the way, Shortround definition...an artillery round which falls short of its target. Just like your posts. Now that's funny!
     
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  13. Onautopilot, Oct 19, 2016

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    This is the kind of talk that makes you look really "suspect" as to any legitimacy you might claim. Strictly immature behavior. Insinuations of possible bodily harm are about as cowardly as one can get on the internet.

    Any creditability you might have had, just went out the door with this last post of yours!
     
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  14. $nakeEye$, Oct 19, 2016

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    NOW - YOU are fixated on the " THREAT " word -

    Go back to the " INNUMERATE " bull shit -

    I suppose between you and pea brain TDVegas - either one or both of you will categorize THIS as a " threat " ! :eek: :rolleyes:

    Get real ! :confused:

    $...eE..$
     
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  15. Onautopilot, Oct 19, 2016

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    You need to take a deep breath and rethink what you just wrote Snake!

    Linaway, insinuated that TDV might be assaulted at some point because of his posts on here. Pure bull shit, plain and simple, if you do not see that, you must have been a real suspect cop!
     
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  16. $nakeEye$, Oct 19, 2016

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    Perhaps you and I speak different English languages !

    As such , would YOU kindly point out where and by exactly what words this " insinuated assault " was made ?

    I am waiting with bated breath to see what you see that obviously I can not see !

    $...eE..$
     
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  17. $nakeEye$, Oct 19, 2016

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    IF THAT is the extent of your ' intelligent response ' to my valid question -

    YOU leave NO doubt in MY mind that YOU are are a MORE THAN IGNORANT person - generically or otherwise !

    Remove thy anterior from thy posterior and - " See the Light " !

    $...eE..$
     
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  18. The Comeback Kid, Oct 19, 2016

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    Isn't James Frey that infamous forger?
    I knew something smelled funny.
    A Million Little Pieces, turned out to be a Million Little Lies?
    "The Man Who Conned Oprah"? Same guy?
    He hath no shame to even steal directly from my man...
    Lao Tzu.
    What a guy...
     
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  19. Onautopilot, Oct 19, 2016

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    This is an internet craps forum.....linaway, saw fit to warn TDV that he might face bodily harm if he continued posting his doubts about certain claims made by him and others.

    Linaway posted......."You might want to be careful about who you bad mouth for a day may come where your puny little ass will be in a position where it could be harmed. James among others might be capable of it."

    Linaway can not accept any criticism of his proffers, if he gets any, he attacks the poster. Typical of some one selling something that he is unwilling to hold up for scrutiny.

    I see it as an insinuated threat, if you do not, so be it. Looks pretty simple to me!
     
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  20. $nakeEye$, Oct 19, 2016

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    Apparently this is exactly where you and I differ regards the finer points of the English language -

    You deem this statement as a " threat " - be it perceived, insinuated , veiled or otherwise -

    I see this statement as a WARNING MESSAGE to an insolent know-it-all by a wise elder -

    Whereas the message to the young whipper-snapper is to change his evil ways before someone loses their sense of humor and " cleans his clock " !

    I do NOT perceive this statement as any type of THREAT - and if " I " were the recipient of this MESSAGE -

    " I " would definitely heed the WARNING !

    $...eE..$
     
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