Where did white man go wrong.....

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  1. basicstrategy777, Jul 9, 2015

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    WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?



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    Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.



    You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."



    The Chief nodded in agreement.



    The official continued, "Considering all these! events , in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"



    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it...........No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."



    Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough think he improve system like that."


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  2. KokomoJoe4, Jul 10, 2015

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    If forced to rank the chiefs descriptions in order of importance: couldn't put having sex all night any higher than 3rd.

    Gotta love women doing all the work and no taxes. Besides you can have sex during the day.
     
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