Trump to release vaccine mid October

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  1. lone irish digit, Sep 17, 2020

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    Eustace said he read on intranet tonight that corona virus vaccine will be available for mass use in USA on third week of October. The vaccine will be provided at cost by his bestest friend dictators from the China and Russia. China approved their vaccine for military use in June and the Russians had much success in September
     
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  2. lone irish digit, Sep 17, 2020

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    According to CDC personage, the vaccine will be distributed free to all registered Democrats starting 20 October while plans for inoculating rest of country is still being developed
     
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    the problem is china has run out of raw material for the vacine, they have eaten all the dogs
    so there is not enough road kill.

    TDB
     
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  4. lone irish digit, Sep 18, 2020

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    No problem. The LID has two warehouse full of roadkill, mostly skunks with a few raccoons and cows
     
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