To nip this nonsense in the buttocks....

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  1. Ninetyfouracross, Jun 26, 2018

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    Did you get that legally or illegally? Come out of your foxhole..
     
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  3. von duck, Jun 26, 2018

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  4. TDVegas, Jun 26, 2018

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    Well, let's be clear here. By "participate" in the rodeo....you mean you did this. In fact it's not much different than what you do here. I'm going to assume on the "golf professional" side, you were the guy cleaning range balls? "Participate" and "professional" have taken on a whole new meaning in "Hall World"...

    This is akin to the guy calling himself an aquatic engineer, aka dishwasher.

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  5. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    I wonder what old Nok actually does
    He talks a lot about , "human trafficking"
    You don't suppose he is a porter at a Greyhound bus terminal???
    You guys crack me up
    12 -4s,,, HoleInHisHiney and the one called Miss
    You guys remind me of one of the cheerleaders in my class
    in high school , HE was always badmouthing me because when I came
    to the school as a freshman I replaced his BOYFRIEND as an
    offensive back on the football team , he blamed me because of the decision the coach made
    One afternoon after practice the two of them collard me by the
    gate going out to the parking lot . Percival the football player
    everybody called him Percy said that they were going to
    scratch my eyes out
    The sissy I mean the cheerleader was trying to work his way around behind me
    I turned around , grabbed him and slung him into Percy
    Jeffy B's head hit Percy in the face breaking his nose and cutting
    Jeffy B's head
    I left them there screaming like a couple of girls
    Percy quit the football team , he was a senior wound up graduating
    Jeffy B wound up somewhere in New York as a dress designer
    Back in O8 I went back to my 50th class reunion they were there
    and it seems they have been shacked up in New York since 1963
    They were hoping to adopt a baby but it was not to be
    At the reunion neither of them would even say hello
    They were wearing matching outfits that Jeffy B had designed
    Jeffy B goes by some other name now , some French
    name He dresses like a girl but wears a well manicure beard
    They seemed to be happy , never left each others side
    during the whole reunion
     
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  6. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    I have to give you credit that was quite amusing , who thought all this up for you ?
     
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  7. von duck, Jun 26, 2018

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    That was just a misspelling man, he was saying "participated in "FORE" sports, which would be, you know, GOLF. :cool:
     
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  8. Twelve4s, Jun 26, 2018

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  9. random_roller, Jun 26, 2018

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    Your reading comprehension is non-existent.
     
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  10. Twelve4s, Jun 26, 2018

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    Ya, but his keyboard comprehension is off the charts. Duh!

    Do charts even go that high?
     
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  11. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    twelve 4s liked your post
    I am sure there are people who would agree with you
    There are even some who would not consider Rodeo a sport
    In Denver one year some gal from the ASPCA was leading a protest
    a bunch of people with signs picketing the rodeo
    Some of the signs stated that bull riding was "Animal abuse"
    One lady stuck her sign up in my face , her husband , I assume
    came over where I was and swung a sign at me ,
    A cop sitting on the hood of his police car saw this , grabbed the guy
    put him in the cop car , came over and asked me if I wanted to file charges , I told him I probably would , he said come down to the
    police station later , then here came the lady at me , screaming
    "See what you did , now he going to jail"
    The cop came and got her too
    My picture turned up in their local news paper with the caption
    "Cowboy knocked out by local lady yielding protest sign"
    There could not have been better evidence for an assault case
     
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  12. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    Nope I read fine , you are just afraid that people will
    realize the truth , LUCK DOES NOT , HAS NOT , WILL NOT EXIST.
    you will no longer be able to alibi your losses
    and BLAME LUCK
    Try something else , that was a pathetically weak argument
     
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  13. Mssthis1, Jun 26, 2018

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    The one in the skirt could carry my bag anytime. :)
     
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  14. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    You think my comprehension is that good
    You would be totally amazed at how high my IQ is
    I know that's hard to believe when I know so little
    about , "META DATA" People who know about that stuff
    should be members of Mensa ,
     
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  15. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    Well I guess if you can't handle it yourself
     
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  16. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    HHMMM , you like girls??
     
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  17. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    I have an idea about as close as you could come to getting on a team
    would be if you went out for pom pom twirler in the
    PEP SQUAD
     
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  18. random_roller, Jun 26, 2018

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    LMAO. 4 sports as a "professional". Are you counting playing craps?


    Hey duck -- didn't you once tell another member it was impolite to talk when one's mouth is full? Well, duck, you're being impolite. :D
     
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  19. Ninetyfouracross, Jun 26, 2018

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    No he/she is at an underground tunnel working as a craps dealer..
     
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  20. James Hall, Jun 26, 2018

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    is his name really Nok
     
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