The LID is Looking for DI Help

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  1. lone irish digit, May 12, 2019

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    This is Barney,

    The LID has most greatest overhand toss from the SL1 as well as a good underpants toss from SR1. However, his overhand toss from SR1 has always been sketchy and he thinks it might be his posture. He is seriously looking for help from the other DIs with his toss and is looking only for sincere comments from bona fide craps DI which may improve his craps toss.
     
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  2. lone irish digit, May 12, 2019

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    Here is picture of the LID tossing from SR1 in the suppercomputer/goat shed on his home table of the craps:


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  3. Bases loaded, May 12, 2019

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    Make sure you have taunted the other players at the table before tossing.

    "Come on old-timer you gonna join us here, my friend?"



    I don't wait for old people, I don't wait for old people....
     
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  4. Dave G Ct, May 12, 2019

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    SR1

    Should be using the UH
     
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  5. Mssthis1, May 13, 2019

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    Practice should mimic realistic live play. With that in mind.

    1) Put alligator bumps on your back wall like the casino tables.

    2) Move to the right at least a foot. You can't stand there at a casino table unless the stick dick likes you kissing him.

    3) Find a 300 pound friend to stand in the stick persons spot so you can practice tossing around him.

    4) Move your right hand out to where the fire bet markers are.

    5) Take Dave's advice and toss underhand if you want to toss right handed from SR1 or try tossing left handed.
     
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  6. Mssthis1, May 13, 2019

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    LID: Was you shooting from SO yesterday?

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  7. eagleeye2, May 13, 2019

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    Barney,

    IMHO, LID's quest for help ""He is seriously looking for help"" should START in the Psyc Ward of the closest hospital...

    eagleeye2
     
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  8. gargoil01, May 13, 2019

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    Before you do anything make sure you tell the other players that they are playing the wrong game and that you are there to help them. All it takes is six visits to Mesa.
     
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  9. lone irish digit, May 13, 2019

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    This is Barney
    We r at casino yesterday thru Thursday. Take note SO personage is not wearing DI Skunkhat plus the LID doesn't toss dices from SO because he can't see other end of table with all of smoke he is blowing


    On second thought, maybe that is the LID because other personage in chair looks a lot like me trying to find some casino chicks.
     
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  10. random_roller, May 13, 2019

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    All great points, Mssthis1. Don't forget to include a high-pitched, whiney beverage server coming around every few minutes when you're shooting, but seemingly never when you actually want a drink.

    Also need a machine to randomly toss paper currency and chips onto the table simulating a buy in and late bet.
     
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  11. Mssthis1, May 13, 2019

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    My wife would make a perfect casino shill. She has an uncanny ability to want something or yell "dinners ready" etc during a long roll and causes a seven out every time. ;)
     
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  12. eagleeye2, May 13, 2019

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    Mssthis1,

    Sounds like your ""Mind Over Matter"" works @ CRAPS, until interrupted by an external force, that is???

    If I were you, I'd focus upon it, could be worth Thousands of $$$ @ the Casino.

    eagleeye2
     
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  13. Mssthis1, May 14, 2019

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    I was being sarcastic.

    My Comeback Kid "be a part of the universe" ability to call off or regress bets is working well. When I'm betting across I'm right 72.09% of the time when I regress or take down bets in the middle of a roll.
     
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