This is Barney The LID and me took trip up to Canada on casino roadtrip and also say hey to his bestest friend the Mad Professors. On return trip the police boarder personages won't let me back into the US of A because I have no birth certificate. In the late 1890s in the part of country I was born they had no birth certificate, they just gave goat to parents of the newborn parents. So we are currently stuck in the Canada, living in casinos playing the craps and slut machine devices. What's even more pissing off is no casinos will allow the LID to wear his DI skunkhat in casino.