SHOULDER COMPUTER

Discussion in 'General Craps Discussion' started by Linaway, Mar 9, 2014.

  1. TDVegas, May 6, 2014

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    As I've stated from the getgo. These "DI throwers", when challenged to show their worth at the table, run like the wind. Then they morph into excuse after excuse.

    Put up or shut up. There is no DI.
     
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  2. $nakeEye$, May 6, 2014

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    777 -

    I will heed your astute advice on this one !

    GONE but NOT forgotten !

    $...eE..$
     
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  3. DeMango, May 7, 2014

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    Why can't we let this guy have the last word? Let it go man, let it go.......
     
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  4. superrick, May 7, 2014

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    The sad thing about guys that are flamers is they probably don't even play craps!
     
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  5. KokomoJoe4, May 7, 2014

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    Disagree with what many are saying here.

    From the start, TD V has impressed me as a practical guy with alot of know how re the game. Like me, he is very skeptical that there is much skill associated with a game of chance. It's just an opinion, most likely a majority opinion.

    From what I have read, Snake, Rick and Linaway have been as delicate towards him as he towards they.

    Influence is an OK topic of discussion, as long as things don't get too ugly.
     
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  6. basicstrategy777, May 7, 2014

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    Yeah, lets be delicate..........How's this for delicate...."These guys aren't "manipulating" the dice results, Liman. It's a gigantic farce. Most of these guys have huge egos covering up some convoluted insecurity that admitting they have lost over the long haul of playing is some slight on their manhood. You can tell by their demeanor that admitting a loss is like admitting some gigantic character flaw. DI has become the new excuse to justify regular gambling among this crew........"

    This, plus a constant spew of bile. A little is fine but after a while it gets old.

    For a smart guy he's not too smart. He should be well aware his kind of talk will ultimately get a response, which is obviously what he wants, hence, my advice to snake.

    I don't believe in DI either.....but enough already.

    777
     
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  7. Grizzoola, May 7, 2014

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    TDVegas is right. He's not diplomatic, but he's right. I agree with what he says, not in the way he says it.
     
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  8. James Hall, Oct 9, 2018

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    You just have to like a person who has a mind that works .
     
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  9. Mssthis1, Oct 10, 2018

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    Shoulder computers are not reliable for the game of craps.

    Many are infected with viruses. The most common ones are called ego, greed and envy.

    Many are infected with malware. Most of these are acquired under the guise of "always win" videos and from keyboard craps experts.

    Many also have corrupt memory issues. Most commonly known as "selective memory".

    Last and not least, just like a computer, garbage in will result in garbage out.
     
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  10. lone irish digit, Oct 10, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    I agree with the most greatest personages of the Linaway and the Supperick that a shoulder computer is much better than the computer in room with the most disgusting bonertracking excel software.

    Here is picture that the LID took of me getting ready to go into casino with my shoulder computer. I use it only to calculate the real time slopes for slut machine devices to determine if I should play that particular slut. The LID does not need shoulder computer because of his most magnificent tossing of the dices coupled with use of most amazing skunkhat for the game of the craps.


    [​IMG]
     
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  11. KokomoJoe4, Oct 10, 2018

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    Heilige Scheiße. Die Schultern von Mr. Barney sind massiv.

    Raus aus Deckel es Anabolika Barney. Sie sind für ihn und die Ziegen.
     
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  12. lone irish digit, Oct 10, 2018

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    Das ist Herr Barney,

    Meine Schultern sind nicht die einzigen, die massiv sind.
     
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  13. The Midnight Skulker, Oct 10, 2018

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    You can tell when Anabolic Barney is on a table; you hear the admonition, "Both dice to the wall, not AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
     
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  14. eagleeye2, Oct 10, 2018

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    WOW, LID dug up a thread from ~ Linaway, Mar 9, 2014

    Then to assure keeping things to himself, got this post translated to GERMAN for posting

    What a HOOT those Brain Trusters are!

    eagleeye2
     
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  15. lone irish digit, Oct 10, 2018

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    Das ist Herr Barney,

    Die Eagleyes zwei überraschen weiterhin die Forumsperson, wie wenig er versteht. Kann er nicht lesen, dass es Herr Jimmy war, der diesen alten Posten wiederbelebt hat? Vielleicht hat Jimmy einmal Eagleyes Kopf in den Schmutz gerannt. Wie genau kann er sein, wenn er Verzerrungen verfolgt, wenn er nicht lesen kann, was auf dieser Seite steht.

    vielen Dank
     
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  16. yacraps, Oct 11, 2018

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    LOL..LOL..Ficken LID..lol
     
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  17. The Midnight Skulker, Oct 11, 2018

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    Wo ist Demango, wenn wir ihn brauchen? "Man kann Dummheit nicht reparieren."
     
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  18. lone irish digit, Oct 11, 2018

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    Entweder Life, Resource Limit oder Heavy sind im Weg, oder vielleicht ist er damit beschäftigt, den DI-Sub-Board zu laufen.
     
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  19. KokomoJoe4, Oct 11, 2018

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    Herr LID,


    Was wissen Sie über dieses sogenannte DI-Sub-Board, und wie wissen Sie darüber hinaus?
     
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  20. lone irish digit, Oct 11, 2018

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    Mr. Koko (nicht der Affe),

    Es gab / sind zwei DI / Goat Sub Boards auf dem Forum aus meiner Erinnerung. Die Hauptplatine bestand wahrscheinlich aus dem Supperick, Demango, Gargoil, Tabletop und vielleicht dem Linaway. Als James Hall erschien, gab es einige Befürchtungen, dass sein Bullshit die DI-Gemeinde verletzen könnte, so dass Angriffe auf James begannen und der Supperick zu seiner Verteidigung ging, aber mit wenig Wirkung. Später spaltete sich Garoil auf, weil es zu einem gewissen Grad aus TDB-Posten bestand, die sehr verwirrend waren, und die Bullshits von Jimmy. Der Supperick und der Demango stritten sich weiter wegen des Jimmy und letzterer der Supperick und der Tabletop kamen in verbale Fehde wegen der Behauptung des Supperick, dass er manchmal wettete, was die Tischplatte nicht glauben konnte und Aufrufe und Argumente mit beiden Persönlichkeiten die verlassen Forum. Im Grunde ist das DI-Unterforum aufgrund von Machtkämpfen von dem, was ich sammle, ausgestorben.

    Die einzige Unterbaugruppe, von der ich weiß, dass sie noch funktionstüchtig ist, besteht aus Barney, Snakeyes und UCDT (plus Max Planck), wo Craps, Schlampen und Ziegenpflege besprochen werden.
     
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