Potential Corner virus cure Found

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  1. lone irish digit, Mar 17, 2020

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    Working in conjunction with the LIDs mostest amazing "Unbalanced Dice Research Team" and the Max Planck Institute of Time Shifting, the LID is proud to announce a potential cure to the new virus thing. The details of the immense and perfect correlation study is detailed in next post.
     
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  2. lone irish digit, Mar 17, 2020

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    The Unbalanced Dice Research Team has found a definite relationship between those who are immune to the virus and their relationship. After looking at an exhaustive relationship data from the West Virginia, the LIDs Unbalanced Researchers are proud to announce a statistical significant inverse relationship between inbreeding and odds of getting the virus thing.
     
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  3. badddoin, Mar 17, 2020

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    I had expected as much, but it's always good to get some scientific corroboration.
     
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  4. Settingcanthurt, Mar 22, 2020

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    Well that's it. No more quarantine for me. THE wife just came down into my electronics laboratory/audio/video & storage facility (shipping receiving) AREA!!! Handed me a tube of LYSOL wipes and says!!!!!! Disinfect your AREA. Simple enough. I have on order a UVC tube of 25 watts of disinfectant super light which will be here any day now....

    She left the tube. of wipes. I bought her two boxes of wine to leave me alone.
     
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    That's good to know, because I'm my own nephew, and my uncle is my brother too.
     
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  6. lone irish digit, Mar 22, 2020

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    This is Barney

    I'm stuck at this nursing home and the LID is out at spring break since he thinks with his family background and all the cigs he has smoked during his lifetime that he is immuned to this corner virus thing. Here's what he posted on his facebook page.


    lid spring break.jpg
     
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  7. lone irish digit, Mar 23, 2020

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    This is Barney

    Just got texted from Eustace. He said that he has tested positive and claims he got it from the toliet seat.
     
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