Official Casino Poker Chip Weights

Discussion in 'Bankroll Management' started by ChumpChange, Nov 26, 2018.

  1. von duck, Nov 28, 2018

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    By, the grey chips being the "same" do you mean, the same as the larger, is the same as the smaller? :cool:
     
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  2. von duck, Nov 28, 2018

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    Just an honest question, has ANYBODY ever seen a player, bring his own "chip trays" to the table? I haven't, and I've been there man. Chip Trays :confused::D:D:D:D:D:cool: Now that was "good". :D:D
     
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  3. lone irish digit, Nov 28, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    The most greatest VD is most insightful and right on target. This Spring the LID will be launching a new line of DI craps apparel which include DI Cargo Pants which assists budding DIs in putting pumpkin in pants as well as providing stability with secret gripping pants material to provide DI tosser stability while leaning way out on to table without falling on the come area and busting your teeth if you have any. Prices and styles will be published at the LIDs website in January.
     
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  4. Twelve4s, Nov 28, 2018

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    Do you know if these cargo pants will have a wow wacker pocket for players who only play in their garage?
     
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  5. Liman

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    Im going to let you guys in on a secret.
    not that's its a big secret, most high rollers know about it, they just don't care.
    Me, I grew up with a lawyer who worked for, and still does for a casino in their legal dept for the past 35 or so years.

    1000 dollar chips and higher denomination chips are coated with a very fine, not detected by even a metal scanner,(the kind used in buildings and airport), metallic like paste, that will rub off on clothes or hands and usually withstands washing and soaps for up to 7 days.

    The casino has spent billions on these systems.

    what they do is track every fucking move of the high rollers, even after they cash in their chips.

    Even what times they use the restroom.

    they need to know everything about the high rollers and how they roll.

    then they offer them just what they want, need, desire. and they do it bigtime, cash, extravagant parties, private jets, women, whatever gets and keeps them in the casinos.

    most here think when a high rollers buys in for all those pretty colored chips he is tracked, rated and clocked at tables.

    nope, they will find out what makes them tick, and then capitalize on that every fucking minute they get.

    They have people round the clock writing algorisms or is it algorithms to figure out what the big spenders desires will be even before they know. and then they pounce.

    the shitkickers with their 25 dollar bets, don't mean a fucking thing to most medium to large casinos. 1-5 thousand buyins are common place.

    they live to serve the black chip and higher only players.
     
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  6. Liman

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    and just so you all know, when I questioned the lawyer, could the paste be harmful to humans if one gets too much on their skin, the answer was no, but they really aren't sure, but it might have killed a few pets when the owner picked up their pets.
    so barney, be careful around the kids.
     
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  7. lone irish digit, Nov 28, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    The LID will discuss this matter with Eustace who is most experienced at wow wacking to design possible wacking device in pants for budding DIs.




    Thanks for the warning but I do not understand the term "high roller" and have quit the drug and disco scene in recent years. On reflection, we have many personages near the homestead who are known as "high holly rollers" who go to casinos most frequent. I will try to avoid these personages especially in casino so no harm will ensue to my goats.
     
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  8. ChumpChange, Nov 28, 2018

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    Back in the day fiesty old grandmothers would feed the dollars slots from a few racks of casino silver dollars. Racks were available. Now? Only found in the cage.

    When I buy-in for $180, it's likely to be 30 reds and 30 whites. Then I put them in the rail in alternate colors. Trying to color that up later requires separating those colors. With a rack, I could just walk over to the blackjack table without coloring up. I bet $6 or $12 a hand there too.
     
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  9. lone irish digit, Nov 28, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    Now I don't play the game of craps but just focus on the slut machine devices. But if the LID ever bought in for $180 he would mostest likley get 35 reds and 5 whites from the suit personages. He would pick up the other whites from dealer personage as needed when making the placing bets. However, I will tell the LID that some DI personages may need deeper pockets than what is in current "DI cargo pants" blueprints. As bonus, putting 60 chips in the "DI cargo pants" will make personage most biggest hit with the casino chicks.
     
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  10. Twelve4s, Nov 28, 2018

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    They’re are still feisty old grandmas playing the slut devices.

    Some of them have racks that have drooped quite a bit.

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    before kids, when we went to vegas every 3 months or so, my wife loved playing in holiday casino. the big signs outside guaranteeing 99.7 % or 99.8% return on dollars slots....
    she used to love hitting those 240 dollar bonuses and used to hog those plastic silver dollar slot coin holders. Shed make me stay with her so I can carry the coins, Ive never seen anyone so happy in a casino when I was struggling with 6 or 7 racks of silver dollars and she had me as a personal porter. hours at a time.
    we went downtown on afternoon, before we knew better, and entered a penny slot casino, and those days you had to put the pennies in one at a time, and she said, wow, I feel like a big shot in here.
    forty fucking years Ive watched her lose time and time again, sometimes 100, sometimes 300, sometimes 600 over the course of a few days, man, shes lucky shes so cute.

    and I will admit, I watched her hit some 1000 dollar bonuses at holiday, and I hit one myself, it is quite exhilarating.a rush, it makes you smile, like hitting 9 points in a row at a table.
     
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  12. The Midnight Skulker, Nov 28, 2018

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    And the LID Industries line of craps player apparel was born. Or was this a Certificate of Authenticity?

    Will coming in the field also be prevented?




    Perhaps the LID could be persuaded to add to the new line a Cargo Bra to handle the...overflow.


    Edit correction

    When initially posting the closing bracket of the second quoted text was inadvertently deleted, which not only eliminated the entire second section of the post but also misattributed the third quote. [Multiple expletives deleted] And I was so close to perfection for the year. :oops:
     
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  13. $nakeEye$, Nov 29, 2018

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    I played at Paris, LV a few years ago at the table with my wife, Howard Rock'n'Roller, VDC/TSC and a few others -

    VDC/TSC was short on chips / cash and wanted me to give him change for a $1K casino chip from the RIO -

    He did not want to leave the table and go to the cashier's cage to exchange it -

    I obliged and gave him blacks and a purple for the yellow chip -

    When I cashed in later ( $9K) - I was questioned as to how I came about having the $1K Rio chip in my possession -

    After a considerable amount of time at the cage - eventually I was given cash for the chip after I explained that I made change at the table with another player -

    Apparently the powers to be reviewed the surveillance video and all was good -

    TWENTY minutes later !

    $...eE..$

    VDC / TSC is Vegas Dice Controller / Trend Setter Craps another proficient shooter and former contributor to this forum who has moved beyond the ridiculousness of this hole in the wall /cesspool !
     
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  14. Liman

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    snakeeyes, based on you random timed posts, it still seems you dislike this place,
    last post you mentioned what posters left and referred to this place as a cesspool.

    why do you keep coming back to post here, obviously you hate this board?

    Im not suggesting YOU don't post here, Im just trying to figure out why someone keeps coming back to a place they dislike so much.

    Personally, I don't like a casino, I never go again, I don't like a restaurant, I never go again, I don't like a doctors office, I never go again, don't like a carwash, don't go there again.
     
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  15. Twelve4s, Nov 29, 2018

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    How did you manage to assign my quote to LID?


    They’re are still feisty old grandmas playing the slut devices.
    Some of them have racks that have drooped quite a bit.


    Perhaps the LID could be persuaded to add to the new line a Cargo Bra to handle the...overflow.
     
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  16. The Midnight Skulker, Nov 29, 2018

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    Sometimes my talent exceeds my ability to control it. I have effected a correction.
     
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  17. James Hall, Nov 29, 2018

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    I have been going back and reading posts
    from some really knowledgeable people , no longer here
    Many have left , I would guess , not because of the forum
    but rather because of some of the very negative people
    who , as TDVegas describe it "PUSH BACK" swiftly
    to any pot with the least hint of winning.
    I would venture to say it is the , "NAYSAYERS"
    that have driven off so many fine players and left
    us with primarily the non hackers spewing there
    negative posts laced so freely with name calling.
     
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  18. Liman

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    Im not going to tell a chef hey, youre cooking sucks, you should be doing this or that, he isn't going to change for me, theres plenty of other options
    I wont tell a doctor I think hes not up to par, Ill just switch doctors
     
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  19. Twelve4s, Nov 29, 2018

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    Gracias for the correction.

    I’m sure the LId is also appreciative.

    I’ve never experienced an out of control talent problem. My talents are very tame or some might say lame.
     
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    Do you think they're into radios.. o_O :oops: :D
     
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