LIDs New Craps Apparel for Craps Personage

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  1. lone irish digit, Jul 16, 2019

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    This is Barney,

    The LID is offering one time special deal for new line of craps apparel for DI craps shooters. This most amazing craps shirt for most amazing DI crapsters (modeled by Eustace's friend Festus) is now selling for $2.95 (plus small s&h and resort fees of just $432)





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  2. lone irish digit, Jul 16, 2019

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    This is Barney,

    The LID is offering one time special deal for new line of craps apparel for Randies and Little Joe off the axes craps shooters. This most amazing craps shirt for most amazing Randies and Little Joe off the axes crapsters (modeled by Eustace's friend Festus) is now selling for $2.95 (plus small s&h and resort fees of just $432)



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  3. lone irish digit, Jul 16, 2019

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    This is Barney

    When ordering such crap apparel please refer to them as the Midnight Special.
     
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  4. yacraps, Jul 16, 2019

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    Barney..all I can say about my goat skin underpants is "Weeeeeell I woke up in the morning...with a red rash around my thing...when I got to the table my thing started to sting".... I want my three ears of corn and me chewing tobaccy back o_O :)
     
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  5. KokomoJoe4, Jul 17, 2019

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    I want one of each. Please do not send two of the same kind, since I will presenting the DI shirt to a friend under the impression that he is a so-called DI. I will proudly wear the off-axis shirt.

    I do not wish to list a credit card number online for the shysters to see, so I will mail you eight (but not nine) Ben Franklin's. Let's not haggle over price.

    The off-axis shirt should be large, the DI shirt XXX-large.

    It would be nice if you would throw in one skunk hat to sweeten the deal, you decide.

    Thank you. Come again.
     
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  6. The Midnight Skulker, Jul 17, 2019

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    I presume I will receive royalties from the sale of this latest addition to LID's catalog? [Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, eh?]

    BTW I think the following jingle might be an appropriate marketing device. Perhaps you could come to some arrangement with Creedence Clearwater Revival to sing it in the commercials?

    Well, you wake up in the mornin', you hear the slot bells ring,
    And you march up to the table to see the same old thing.
    No one's winning at the table, PSO's galore.
    Now the dice are sent to you, boy, welcome to the war.
    Let the Midnight Special bring some luck to me,
    Let the Midnight Special bring some luck to me,
    Let the Midnight Special bring some luck to me,
    Let the Midnight Special bring some ever lovin' luck to me.​
     
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  7. yacraps, Jul 17, 2019

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    ;)...love it
     
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