This is Barney The LID has put together a two month online physical training course guaranteed to get craps personages physically fit to toss dices like a world class dice controller. Class size is limited to first 575 personages at a mere cost of $769.99 for the athletic training instructions.
This online craps athletic development course will be taught by the LID (a world class DI), Eustace (his current driver), or myself (if they let me out of the nursing home). A craps athlete certificate will be provided to each personage completing boot camp to show to friends and relatives that you are a bonafide athlete capable of tossing dices down the tables of the craps.
