laugh my ass off!

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  1. James Hall, May 30, 2018

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    It is up to every player to maintain a good relationship
    respect and trust the little voice she will respect and reward your trust
    IGNORE that little voice at your own peril
    much like Karma , she can be a heartless brutal bitch
     
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  2. Twelve4s, May 30, 2018

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    I don’t know Barney, this video reminded me of Liman, not hockey?
     
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  3. von duck, May 30, 2018

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    Or, the most charming, and timely, of Ladies, SIR. :) Believe me, I know.
     
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  4. Twelve4s, May 30, 2018

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    I find this very interesting coming from you, who has said repeatedly, that there’s no such thing as luck. Did you have a revelation?
     
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    Karma is not "luck" it is cause and effect, a natural balance. :cool: Something like the sum of all deeds.
     
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    Nope no revelation , luck is still superstition , the little voice
    is a very important part of you psychological make up and
    allows you , if you pay attention , to see minute changes in mental attitude
    or changes in rhythm of motion , To pick up on these , you must pay attention
    Much like a golfer can tell where a ball is going on one of the
    9 possible ball trajectories , by what the
    swing and contact felt like , a trained and practiced DI can tell by the feel
    of the dice leaving his hand if it was a well executed toss
    This may register in the subconscious and SHELLY THE LITTLE VOICE
    springs into action warning you of potential danger or a possible trend developing
    Pay attention she can help

    Have you ever had that feeling
    ONE MORE ROLL and I'm taking my bets down
    but the 7 shows
    Guess who that was pounding on your head and screaming

    HELLO , HELLO IS ANYBODY IN THERE , IS ANYBODY HOME???
    When she says the 7 is the next roll , I pull bets off and pound that 7
    Leave yours up I don't care
     
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    if he answered his phone and hit the point, no one would have given it a second thought.

    its selective memory. We remember the things that irritate us the most.

    if the phone call put him on a 30 roll hand, no one would have said, yeah, glad he answered his phone.

    craps players are just too stupidtitious. seems anything action changes the dice negative to our bets.
     
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  8. yacraps, May 30, 2018

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    No, that's his grandma. By the way, congrats on the wedding, harrythewit.
     
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    James,

    Perhaps you can play this tune for your students at the next training session? Voice training?

     
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    "You cant play any dice until you eat your pudding" one more sure thing to put on your list is
    Random Roller gives your post a like he loves Floyd and this song so does I ;)
     
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    I’m beginning to think James is really an old hippie, and his butt has never been on a brama.
     
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    So luck and superstition have no connection? They are two separate entities?

    How do you pound that seven? Lay across? Or same as wow wacker?
     
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    This is possible...or he listened to music while practicing his riding skills :rolleyes:
     
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    They didn't call me the BRAHMER TAMER for nuthin
    I did have a couple of friends who had been hippies
    Met one of them in the military . A judge gave him two options
    go into the military for three years or prison for two .
    He wisely chose the military , to my shock and surprise , while in Nam
    he volunteered for another tour and reenlisted . He became a lifer
    and retired a Command Sergeant Major . Not all hippies are all bad
    This was a guy who started out protesting the war
    From , "HIPPIE TO HERO" in 30 short years
    Thanks for the walk down memory lane
     
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    Is this how you tamed those Brahmas?

     
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    LUCK is SUPERSTITION and as such has no power
    Nope , never tried that , but might the next time I top one
     
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    I’d pay to see that!
     
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    On the home table it's easy as long as you don't get the hard 6 loaded dice and the 7's loaded dice mixed up.

    I like the lay across for $180.00 personally. Risking $30 for a $114 payday. Only bad thing is they'll blame you for the seven instead of the guy on the phone;)
     
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