I love shit kickers

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  1. Night Attack, Jul 8, 2018

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    I best address the football issues one at at time. You see, depending on what state or territory you reside in will determine what you call football/ footy. Now all the football codes are mostly national, back in the day they were not and certain states played certain football codes.

    Midnight, the footy link you provided relates to Australia Rules football and is played in four 20 minute quarters plus stoppage time in each quarter. If you lived in Victoria, Sth Australia, Western Australia, NT or Tasmania you would have referred to Aussie Rules as Footy.
    If you lived in NSW or QLD you would have referred to Rugby League as footy and Rugby Union as Rugby or Union. Both are played in two 40 minute halves while the former has been played in four 20 minute quarters during extreme heat or when a knockout competition existed during the regular season competition. Most outside of these two states and also in the USA would refer to both of these football codes as Rugby. Troglodytes!

    Crispy, it is in fact the All Blacks who are tops in this sport of Rugby and not the Aussies though we have had some success over the years. The 45 minute halves you are thinking of as football we actually call Soccer though the die hards are using the term football more and more to refer to soccer. And yes our soccer is played in two 45 minute halves just like everyone else. Perhaps the reference to 'match of the day' led you to think of soccer. We need a lot more than Cahill to move up in the world of soccer as that is the weakest of all our football codes.

    The A.C.T. were pretty much divided on their view of what footy was.

    Baron, you know where I live and all you need to do is look up the footy team called the Dragons and you will have your answer.
    Also, why do you persist with questions if you know I can look them up on Google.

    There is no imposter for there is only one night attack, and that is I, he who has been plucking your tail feathers since you arrived.

    So there you have it, we actually have 4 football codes.
     
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  2. von duck, Jul 8, 2018

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    I just wanted to see which page you'd copy this shit from TD, I know anybody can look shit up, it's really hard to come up with something they can't. When I , a couple of times DID come up with something that couldn't be googled, you missed the answers, and that should not have happened if you were a "real" Australian "bloke". I know, and so does another guy, and it shows by omission, but he could not have figured it out by himself, so I'm guessin you tipped him off. :cool:
     
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  3. Night Attack, Jul 8, 2018

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    If you ask me a question I either know the answer or I do not. I don't look it up and then provide an answer. I will look things up for my own reference however. It seems to me that your limited knowledge of Aussies comes from your time spent in the UK and any stereotypes you see on t.v.
    Try as you might you are not going to drag TD into this one.
     
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  4. basicstrategy777, Jul 8, 2018

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  5. yacraps, Jul 8, 2018

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    Jeez duck..I guess you will have several alias Wendy and now the house detective so lets see its Wendy or the house dick :rolleyes:
     
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  6. yacraps, Jul 8, 2018

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    LOL.[email protected]#$king 777s..LOL :D
     
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  7. crispcem, Jul 8, 2018

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    But...but... you guys have world cup trophies! You're being modest!

    Yeah, to me football is really not 'football'. it's futebol = soccer.

    BWAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!
     
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  8. von duck, Jul 8, 2018

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    :confused: WTF? :D That's so lame, I've got to give it a "like". :)
     
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  9. yacraps, Jul 8, 2018

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    :cool::cool::)
     
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  10. Twelve4s, Jul 11, 2018

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    Let’s not forget the pros,

     
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  11. The Midnight Skulker, Jul 11, 2018

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    This one's for Crispy.

     
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  12. crispcem, Jul 14, 2018

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    LOL. But.... Ronda couldn't deliver in real life, aaaaand that dress is too short. lol. Here she is getting her clock cleaned by one of Brasil's finest.

     
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