Hard Way Place Bets!

Discussion in 'Prop Bets & Side Bets' started by DeMango, May 31, 2017.

  1. tabletop123, Jun 29, 2017

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    WRONG! That is complete bullshit! The Casinos don't really care if you play twenty minutes, or twenty hours? Sure, granted...they get THEIR "cut" regardless. No problem understanding THAT, but for YOU to make a statement like: "They don't care if you play twenty minutes or twenty hours".....REALLY?

    TD, now you live in Vegas. Ya see all kinds of shit from the players, Casinos, shills, winners, Wanna be Di's, Gambling degenerates, etc, etc. Ya mean to tell me that the Casinos DONT do everything in their power ( with their subtle tactics) to KEEP you at the Tables playing longer sessions?

    Let me see......How can I count the friggin ways....Alcoholic Beverages, Raffles, Scantily clad Cocktail Waitresses, No clocks near the tables, either no windows, or one window in the gaming area......the list goes on, & on.

    Please don't give me the "nobody twists your arm to make you stay" bullshit! Oh.......let's not exclude the dumb shit spray! Lol

    My head hurts, & I'm nowhere near a Casino, & haven't been to one in MONTHS!
     
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  2. TDVegas, Jun 29, 2017

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    The MOST important thing to them is MONEY WAGERED over time played. You took my statement out of context when you did not include money wagered over 20 minutes or 2 hours. They could give a shit if I play bubble craps for 5 straight hours playing $1 pass line. They want you who is playing $25 place 6 and 8 for 20 minutes.
    Of course they do. Free drinks. Fun atmosphere. good looking cocktail waitresses. Their entire purpose is to keep you playing....but if they had to choose, they prefer the guy wagering $1,000 over 20 minutes than the guy wagering $500 over 2 hours. That is simply fact.
     
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  3. tabletop123, Jun 29, 2017

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    Agreed!
     
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  4. von duck, Jun 29, 2017

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    Gooooo. Goooo to the casino, you know you want to, piss away a months wages, you can always make more money, they miss you, they are your friend, they want to unburden you, of that very HEAVY wallet, Goooo, drop what your doing, it's not important, gambling is what's important, so just goooo, gambling is the only thing that money is good for, so gooo now, what are you waiting for, gooooo..........................
     
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  5. superrick, Jun 29, 2017

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    While you were typing your post I was playing craps in New Mexico
     
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  6. random_roller, Jun 29, 2017

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    3...2...1..
     
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  7. HornHiYo, Jun 29, 2017

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    Let me guess....... Harrah's?
     
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  8. tabletop123, Jun 29, 2017

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    Okay, you win! I am going AS SOON as I can get a loan from my bank! I am waiting on a response from the bank.....As I type!

    I expect the loan to be approved, as I told them that the loan was for a much needed surgery! It appears that I am still missing a testicle from the last Nut Clipper session at the Casino, so a immediate surgery is warranted!

    Gotta do SOMETHING to Cover "the nut", huh"? Lol
     
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  9. KokomoJoe4, Jun 29, 2017

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    [QUOTE="TDVegas, post: 164870, member: 176848"

    a bunch of short sessions is simply one long session strung together. [/QUOTE]

    Man do I know this to be a fact!
     
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  10. von duck, Jun 29, 2017

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    Man do I know this to be a fact![/QUOTE]
    So, we are all, somewhere in the middle of one long play until you die, craps session, that's it. :eek:
     
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  11. $nakeEye$, Jun 29, 2017

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    My God, Man -

    Lucky Lady and I have you in our prayers -

    We hope ALL goes well with your procedure -

    Because - IF - you happen to lose the other testicle in the casino -

    You just might end up like TD Vegas -

    NO BALLS - when it comes to playing Table Craps !

    May the Gods be with you !

    $...eE..$
     
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  12. Onautopilot, Jun 29, 2017

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    So, we are all, somewhere in the middle of one long play until you die, craps session, that's it. :eek:[/QUOTE]


    You played your first game of craps, and you will play your last game of craps.......but it is all that "crap" that happens in between that we live for! :)
     
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  13. betwthelines, Jun 29, 2017

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    ROTFLMAO!!
     
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  14. betwthelines, Jun 29, 2017

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    what would a mercedes have said?

    tom p
     
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  15. TDVegas, Jun 29, 2017

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    As I stated previously, you sling shit....it will get sent back over the fence.

    This bubble player with no table time or dice time will go head to head against you anytime, any day, any table...in any skill based dice tossing challenge of your choosing. SRR. More 6's. More 8's. It doesn't matter to me. Any skill challenge whatsoever.

    Chicken comes to mind. Bok, bok, bok. Run, $nake, run.:eek:


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  16. von duck, Jun 29, 2017

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    Take me to the autobahn, Nict Krieg.
     
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  17. von duck, Jun 29, 2017

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    Try scabing everything, and very short, hit and run attacks, and you might just, "clean teepee".
     
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  18. DeMango, Jun 29, 2017

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    Translation?
     
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  19. $nakeEye$, Jun 29, 2017

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    WE WILL SEE - IF - YOU stay TRUE to YOUR CHALLENGE !

    THAT is PART of THE reason that I quoted YOUR actual words here -

    As I am MOST certain that PRIOR to an actual in casino event with real money on the line -

    YOU will weasel out of the stipulations invoked and resort to your usual chicken shit no stakes antics !

    By placing YOUR Chicken Shit qualifications on a REAL challenge presented to YOU ! -

    I will give SERIOUS consideration to YOUR - " ANY SKILL CHALLENGE WHATSOEVER " - over the upcoming holiday weekend -

    And get back to you !

    $...eE..$
     
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  20. DeMango, Jun 29, 2017

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    Ever notice how all the good posts happen after midnight! EDT! Love taking a break at work to see the latest! Snake never fails!
     
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