Hello my name is Dr. Phillips and I am a renowned Psychologist. I have a very busy practice in Las Vegas. I am also now a Craps enthusiast. After reading many of the posts on this forum, I’ve noticed some of the members have psychological issues. Perhaps I can be of help.
Herr Doktor, Does the careful use of hammer, such as demonstrated by Moe, compare favorably or unfavorably to the administration of pyschogenic medications? Incidentally, I often become acutely nervous when sitting on my $5 pass line bet, biting my nails or leaving for the restroom before a decision is reached. Is there any help/hope for me?
Oh, doctor, doctor. Thank you for taking time out of your thriving practice to offer us help. Here's my problem...After eating a doughnut...I sense the hole is still there. Any advice?
I am the renowned Dr. Phillips. My practice is quite large, but I am taking precious time to analyze many of the various personalities on this forum. Perhaps I will be able to help with some of you your issues.
Such anger issues....You must have had a tough session in the casino. My advice is to visit my office In Las Vegas for treatment and Anger Management
This is Barney Dr. Phillips, both the LID and Max Planck speaks highly of you and your previous work especially with the Hardly Horny personage on this forum of the crap. Welcome back since I thinks a few Las Vegas personages are in need of your helps. Also, do you like goats?
That lab coat he's wearing does indeed look a tad shabby. Might you be able to recommend a replacement?
I’ve been reading some of the posts on various threads and noticed some unusual personalities. Here is my analysis of some of the posters: Superricktoyou sounds like a intelligent person. He seems to know the game of craps and expresses himself well. Lone Irish Digit looks like a homeless person, probably living in a box or tent in LA. He has a good sense of humor and at times is funny. He should go to a shelter, clean himself up and then come to my office for counseling. Tabletop123, is a very good poster, played a lot of pool in his heyday and expresses himself well. He seems a little angry at times but doesn’t need therapy at this time.
Dr. P, As you are no doubt aware, looks can be deceiving. LID is one of the world's foremost authorities in/on: (1) theoretical physics, and practical applications thereof, (2) the relationship existent between time travel and the event horizon of semi-super-massive black holes, and obtaining profit (3a) playing slut machine devices and (3b) playing the game of craps.
This is Barney The LID thinks you are not the real Dr Philips who is friend of the MP but just another sock puppet psychiatrist quack like the duck personage. Your analysis of the LID and other two forum personages is not professional and full of the shits. He also wants to know if you accept foodstamps.
This is the renowned Dr. Phillips. I have attended the finest Universities . I have a very successful practice and treat many craps players and gamblers that have issues. Take for example BasicStrategy777, He uses the “F” word just like that ugly lady named Talib,who used that same horrible word against our great President. In my professional opinion, one of the greatest Presidents ever.
This is Dr Phillips KokomoJoe seems to be an OK guy with a good sense of humor. De mango and Liman seem healthy enough. I’m not sure about Eagleye2. He seems to like conspiracies about the dice. I’m not sure if the conspiracies are true, because why would a casino need to cheat with biased dice, if they already have the house edge? Then there is G or Gargoil who has some issues.. possibly an inferiority complex and anger issues TDVEGAS, is a very smart man and makes very logical deductions. Barney is Ok, but he needs to take better car of LID The Midnight Stalker and the Comeback Kid seems to be alright. Although, he’s probably not a kid. Now these are just my professional opinions. If there is anyone else that you would like for me to analyze let me know.
