Beginner in craps

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  1. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    Us really think that you fooled us, huh? Everyone is fully aware that THAT'S really the vehicle that yiu, Parker, Leon, & the Mesa Hang tavel in whilst assaulting the vaults.
    No plane, more pain, & NO gain!

    Only 12 more payments & the title is yours.
     
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  2. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    Yep...I need to utilize SPELLCHECK too.
     
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  3. Twelve4s, Aug 6, 2018

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    That VW is way too fancy for the Mesa gang. They like to use this new ride sharing service. It’s very incognito. Slip into Harrahs without being noticed.

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  4. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    Lol. Well....I least I got James to admit that tossing dice in tandem is not all that it's cracked up to be.
    Maybe one day he will admit that putting the dice in the SAME spot trumps tossing them in tandem as a mirror image.
     
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  5. Twelve4s, Aug 6, 2018

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    Ok, and maybe some day he’ll admit he only plays Craps on a keyboard?

    The only reason he’s here is to pass TDVEGAS and be numero uno. He’s closing the gap every day. LTKPTKOQ (learn to keep pounding the keyboard or quit).
     
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  6. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    Lol
     
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  7. TDVegas, Aug 6, 2018

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    Right, and we could put this to a little test, case study. You and I meet for, let's say 30 sessions. You make all your bets. You will get paid (or lose) on your skilled tossing capabilities. I will simply make the same exact bets and get paid (or lose) on my chunker toss. I don't get paid nor lose on your toss results and you don't get paid nor lose on my chunker toss results.

    At the end of 30 sessions....we will see where the dollars stand. In this way....what separates us at the end is who shoots better. 30 sessions isn't the end all, but it's more than one meaningless session.

    If you come out with less than me....then you don't need to drop $4,000 on a table nor pay for expensive lessons nor invest copious amounts of hours training...and LTWOQ will be changed to "you don't need to learn to win"....YDNTLTW.

    In this case study we are pitting someone claiming great skill vs. someone claiming no skill whatsoever. Should be fun.

    If you come out on top...then yes, buy a $4,000 table and buy lessons and LTWOQ is applicable.

    I can start today. All your blabbering and my blabbering really doesn't go anywhere. It's blabbering.
     
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  8. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    TD....I'll take half of your action, & bet AGAINST James. We might have to meet him in Mesa. He doesn't play anywhere EXCEPT for on his living room.....kinda like ME!
    Better still....maybe we can just do simulated sessions on the Keyboards.
     
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  9. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    Well, gentlemen....Cleon, & Marker just showed up. Looks like I'll be home....I mean GONE for a few days. Looks like it's gonna be another Wow Wacker, booty Scratcher, Vault Assault.
    GAWD.....how I love robbing the Casinos.
     
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  10. TDVegas, Aug 6, 2018

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    I prefer to think of it as you betting ON TDVegas;)
     
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  11. James Hall, Aug 6, 2018

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    Funny, yep funny , you are still trying
    I have a couple of tables.
    Let's not waste our time , we know who will do better
    superior skill will prevail over LUCK every time.
    but the thought of it all is rather humorous, but no thanks.
    I have to give you credit there
    30 meaningless sessions is definitely
    MORE than 1 meaningless session and it would be silly
    to spend all that time proving what we already know
     
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  12. tabletop123, Aug 6, 2018

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    Yep! Yep, & Double Yep!!
     
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  13. TDVegas, Aug 6, 2018

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    I'm not saying you personally buy a table...I'm saying your reccommendation is valid...if you win, buying a table is a good thing for any player on his craps journey of learning to win.
    Thought so. If, as you say, skill will prevail over luck every time....then your statement "30 meaningless sessions" doesn't make sense. It would be meaningful...because skill will prevail over luck.
    If 30 sessions are meaningless....so is 60 or 90 or 150 sessions? When would it be meaningful to show skill? Doesn't this go to the heart of it....how meaningful is it to buy a table, practice all kinds of hours, invest in a table and lessons IF it's meaningless over 30, 60, 90 or 150 sessions on a head to head with a totally unskilled guy??

    Tiger Woods paired up against some guy who never picked up a golf club, no golf skill whatsoever.....is going to say "he's not sure he can win over 30 holes"...?

    LOL...

    Fun little case study, James.

    We ALL know why you would pass on it.
     
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  14. James Hall, Aug 6, 2018

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    You can play craps on a keyboard??
    Oh you mean the $1 machine like TDV does.
    Nope , meaningless , just a waste of time , no money in it
    The outcome is inevitable , skill always TRUMPS
    the haphazard effort.
    It's a fore drawn conclusion to run a test to arrive
    at a conclusion we have proved time and time again
    is redundant to the extreme

    Right , the whole thing is meaningless
    We would spend all that time to prove what we already know.


    Buying a table , LEARNING HOW TO win will
    put dollars in your pocket . These little tests
    you dream up are meaningless but you keep trying
    at some point you might get someone to throw dice for you.
    The best time would be when you walk into a casino
    buy in play , cash out the win.
    To spend time to entertain some "HOONYAK"
    would be a total , meaningless waste of time.
    THERE IS NO MONEY IN THAT LITTLE TEST
    and offers zero entertainment value to boot.
    No you don't , I know what you would like to think
    The reality is , "ENTERTAINING You"
    is not real high on my bucket list

    Here is a question for you
    Would you be interested in risking a reasonable
    amount of money on the outcome , keeping
    in mind that you claim , A trip to Vegas to play
    has to , in your words , cost me upwards of $800???

    If I am going to come to Vegas to entertain you
    I would want some compensation
     
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  15. TDVegas, Aug 6, 2018

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    Yep. Thought you would say that.

    Bok, bok, bok.

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  16. James Hall, Aug 6, 2018

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    Let's talk serious for a moment , You say you are a gambler
    Want to make it interesting?
    You claim to be a professional gambler
    Make it meaningful
     
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  17. Twelve4s, Aug 6, 2018

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    Damn, now I’m hungry and only have, resource limit reached, to eat.
     
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  18. James Hall, Aug 6, 2018

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    Here's a thought for you to maybe resolve your child like game
    Unless you are more insecure than I thought , there
    might be a way to resolve this child like game of yours
    and put your juvenile crap to rest once and for all
    You live in Vegas , scout around the casinos ,
    find one that will rent you a conference room
    for the day and we might be able to put your silly
    little challenge to rest.
    I know that the fact that there is just no possible way
    for you to prove your opinion is driving you nuts
    You rent a conference room in one of the casinos
    I think Golden Nugget does that , rent one and then we'll talk
    about the bets
    If you want to play CHICKEN let's make it meaningful
    Let's get some money on the line
    But anyway I know this thing
    has you bumfuzzled so let's work it out , rent the room
    and we'll set it up
    You could invite all your , "GANG OF INSIDERS"
    You could probably have the whole thing catered ,
    Maybe you could charge your buddies
    from the , "GROUP OF INSIDERS" admission
    and you could recoup what you lose to me
    Get back with me and let me know
     
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  19. TDVegas, Aug 6, 2018

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    C'mon James...I don't play this woman-y crap of waffling no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, maybe this, maybe that.

    I'm in the men's department. When you get your ass outta the Mrs. section...let me know.
     
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  20. James Hall, Aug 6, 2018

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    We can do this , rent a conference room
    We can set up a table , so we can be undisturbed
    and we will go at it , We need to decide on what
    the bet will be , Get all that arranged and we will go
    I may be in Vegas a couple days next week
    we could come by and work out the details
    What time of day are you normally there at the Red rock
    But I do need to know what size bet you would like to make
     
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