Area 51

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  1. TDVegas, Jul 15, 2019

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    ok, who is with me?

    I've got a tent, supplies and all the gear necessary. Ready to go 2+ hour drive.

    Yes, I'd like to see the operating room where the alien autopsy took place, the remnants of the space craft and transcripts of the Air Force guiding their landing to Earth. This sounds like 1 million people vs. a few sub machine guns, rocket launchers and hand grenades. What could go wrong?

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/15/viral-area-51-raid-amasses-1-million-recruits-gets-air-force-warning/
     
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  2. Dave G Ct, Jul 15, 2019

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    Things probably moved maybe back to Wright Patterson AFB. Or raid force be disabled by non lethal " crowd control measures".
     
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  3. HornHighBLEVE, Jul 15, 2019

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    I've heard that DoD has a sonic pulse canon that will force the victims void their bowels.
     
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  4. TDVegas, Jul 15, 2019

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    LOL....I know they have those tripod sensors all over that pick up the human scent. Must be in combination with that.

    Are you suggesting an extra pair of pants are in order?
     
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    Hey it could be just a rumor but you know that it'll be a different group of protestors that invade 51 ...

    ...the kind that you don't know how they voted just by looking at them. So I'm predicting the govt will be harsh. National security yada, yada yada.
     
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  6. von duck, Jul 15, 2019

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    I think you should attend TD. You should lead the charge, who better then you? :) You could be a hero, and with a little luck maybe a martyr too. :D
     
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  7. TDVegas, Jul 15, 2019

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    For some reason...I'm envisioning a scene like this for you and your cohorts.

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  8. Settingcanthurt, Jul 15, 2019

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    It's a test.

    A test to see how far civilians can go against domestic military operations. Its a test to see a response. A million people would be formidable but my money is on the base security. It would be like the Palestinians breaching the Israeli wall last year. Ain't happening.
     
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  9. TDVegas, Jul 15, 2019

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    I’ve been to the front gates. You don’t fuck with those guys in the Humvees.

    Came out of no where, spotted us taking a few innocent pictures of the gate. We got in the car and went back down the dirt road ASAP.

    LOL...never again.
     
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  10. Mssthis1, Jul 16, 2019

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    I've personally witnessed A-10 and F-16 gun runs. It'll be the ultimate game of Whack A Mole. If enough people show up a few may be able to make it through. Lol.

     
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  11. von duck, Jul 16, 2019

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    I think the whole thing would be a lot of "fun". They could kill about 10,000 of these conspiracy theorists, and show the Chinese, a thing or two, about how to run an oppressive government. :) There is nothing any military guy likes better, then a chance kill as many, of his fellow Americans, as the time would allow. :confused: They could even have their heads mounted, and sell the trophies to the highest bidder. I'll bet BS 777 would love to have one those hanging in his den. What a conversation piece, huh? :cool:
     
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  12. Settingcanthurt, Jul 16, 2019

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    Get one of those Jimmi Johns flags and a tray of subs. Tell em to hurry up so you can make the freaky fast delivery.
     
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    Insuring Trump a tremendous victory. Rename it Area Trump. Just leave the liberal bodies where they lay. They already stink.
     
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  14. crispcem, Jul 16, 2019

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    So fucking ain't happening.
     
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  15. von duck, Jul 16, 2019

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    It's a bluff, nothing more. :cool:
     
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  16. lone irish digit, Jul 17, 2019

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    This is Barney,

    Most greatest news. After the James Halls personage bailed the LID out of the Vegas jail, the LID stopped at the Areas 51 to visit old comrades. As precaution the Mr. Roswell personage joined his old buddy the LID and came back to the homestead to possibly avoid any potential jackpots. Here's a picture of the LID and Mr. Roswell (a worlds class DI) practicing their tosses on the LIDs table of the craps in the goat shed.




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    when I looked at the picture, I thought you two were yelling and putting up your hands to stop the goat from taking a dump on the table.
     
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  18. Mssthis1, Jul 18, 2019

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    I have come to the conclusion that an alien ship is on its way to earth to rescue their alien brothers who crashed at Roswell. The area 51 hype is cover so the military can move in assets without raising too many eyebrows.

    You heard it here first.
     
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  19. Mssthis1, Jul 20, 2019

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    Is that an on axis or off axis goat toss?
     
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  20. von duck, Jul 20, 2019

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    Who would know if they had moved in "assets" anyway? I've heard that Kennedy, and Elvis, are both alive, and living at Area 51. :cool:
     
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